A must-have for any respectable dysfunctional veteran.
Each set contains 150 cards – you will receive 50 cards of each type.
The picture shows the “FUCKNUT” card in the middle, but this is available with either the FUCKNUT or TWATWAFFLE variation, your choice.
These cards can be given to both civilians and veterans.
Card descriptions are listed below:
GO FUCK YOURSELF – I’m an Asshole and I approve this message
HEY TWATWAFFLE – YOU SUCK AT PARKING
Learn to Park Asshole
If you fuck like you park you must never get it in.
The TWATWAFFLE card should be left on a persons vehicle without their knowledge.
(The back of this card reads “Congratulations! You’re a Winner!”)
(The FUCKNUT variation is the same except TWATWAFFLE is replaced with FUCKNUT)
WARNING – DYSFUNCTIONAL VETERAN
As such, I suffer from occasional loss of mental stability, and become very violent with only slight provocation. The Veterans Administration has determined that both mental and physical harassment of my person may be hazardous to your health and well being. So stay the hell out of my face.